Parsha of the Future
28 articles in Parsha of the Future.
- Mizbeach/altar in Triplicaterena g · Parsha of the Future · #1187A clever and very hungry beggar went to a restaurant. Knowing that he could not pay, he asked the woman in charge if he could eat for free. She refused.
- Looking for LightRena · Parsha of the Future · #1186By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin with… Late one night, local villagers fou...
- He alone and nothing elseParshas Va'eschananBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1178By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… Back in the early 1920s, in a state-...
- The Case for the CalfBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1177By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… A police investigator brings a terro...
- The Logic of the IllogicalParshas ChukasBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1173By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… The Rogatchover Ga’on was ...
- How Many NON-JEWS Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?Parshas ShlachBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1171By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to begin with… How many engineers do you need to ch...
- Refusing to Give InBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1170By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… At an anti-war demonstration, prote...
- You Count When You’re CountedParshas BamidbarBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1169By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… One fine morning, two men came to sh...
- What’s Up with all the food?Beis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1167By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… Two families went out on a hiking tr...
- When Faith Meets ReasonParshas EmorBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1166By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to begin with: A prominent government official had a costly ho...
- The #1 Cause of LifeBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1165By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin with… A world-renowned lecturer at a prest...
- If You’re looking for G-d, Go Home!Parshas AchareiBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1164By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin with… An elderly couple was celebrating th...
- One Man’s Shame is Another’s Claim to FameBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1162A Joke to Begin with… Stanley, an elderly Jewish fellow, decided in his late 80s to ...
- To Be a “Reborn” JewRena · Parsha of the Future · #1161By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A joke to begin with… A Jew who was compelled to convert r...
- Kosher PorkParshas ShminiBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1160By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin with… A rabbi was walking down the street ...
- The Only Korban to Survive Geulah...Parshas TzavBeis Moshiach · Parsha of the Future · #1159As a homework assignment, a teacher asked his sixth graders to write an essay on the subject: “What does it mean to say thank you?”
- "I’m looking for a Korban..."Parshas VayikraBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1158Moshe Levy returns home after an exhausting day at work.
- When Moshiach came in 1803...Beis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the Future · #1157By Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With … A fresh, new neshama comes down from the celestial worlds.
- Blessing “Substitutes”?Beis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… The famous Chassid, Reb Zalman Moshe...
- A Bittersweet NameBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… One morning, a Yiddishe Mameh woke u...
- The Name of Melech Ha’moshiachSukkosBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… During the Sukkos holiday, the villa...
- Fleeing to a Safe CityParshas ShoftimBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With … A deeply religious Jew, who was no...
- Are You Really Sick with Galus?Parshas EikevBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… A mentally unstable individual decid...
- To Really, Really Rest!Parshas NoachBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A JOKE TO BEGIN WITH… “I h-h-heard th-th-that y-...
- A Dispute in Which Everyone Is RightParshas Ki SavoBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… Two Jews appeared before the villag...
- If You’re Happy and You Know It, Don’t Just SmileBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… There’s a story about a tz...
- Is There Something Wrong With “Me”?Parshas NitzavimBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… Two Jews who still did not observ...
- Is Hashem Withholding Wages?Parshas Ki SeitzeiBeis Moshiach (staff) · Parsha of the FutureBy Rabbi Nissim Lagziel A Joke to Begin With… A poverty-stricken Jew turned to G-...